What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 04:19

Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
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-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”